J. Parrish Lewis

DEAR GOBLIN

January 30th, 2012 by J. Parrish

Need advice from a Goblin? Look no further. (Really, don’t. Goblins can sense when your attention is slipping away elsewhere, and they don’t like it.) Dear Goblin is exactly the advice guru you need when you’re search for questionable, yet interesting advice that may or may not result in your turning into a mushroom. Dear Goblin should be enjoyed with a cup of morning coffee or tea or mud, the actual mud. Preferably mud from a field dense with cows.

Got a dilemma? Need a goblin’s point of view, for some absurd reason? Drop Dear Goblin a line, and he just might get up from his nap to answer. Just a word of caution: following any advice here given by Dear Goblin MIGHT not be in your best interest, but life sure would be interesting.

E-mail Your Questions to Dear Goblin at deargoblin@thegoblinroad.com!

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The Goblin Road e-book Now Only 99 Cents!

December 20th, 2011 by J. Parrish

Who knew that you could squash the vile hopes of dark-hearted pixies at the same time as you entertain yourself reading The Goblin Road, now with the cost of a measly 99 cents?(I did, actually, but I don’t want to come off as a know-it all, so I won’t say this aloud. Parentheses, after all, make these words unspoken. Shhhh.)

So you’ve decided that, even though you love the feel of pages in a paperback or hard cover, you love trees enough to buy a e-book reader. Perhaps it’s a Kindle or perhaps its a Nook, or maybe even a Kookle. In any case, I am afraid to be the bearer of bad news. Your collection is missing a book. The book you need, that will save you countless hours of stress and entertain you in the meantime, is The Goblin Road. (I happen to have it on good authority that it’s pretty entertaining. After all, I wrote it to entertain myself.)

This book is so important, that without it, your e-shelves may fall apart, spilling your e-books onto your e-floor.

You do not want this to happen.

I am here to help remedy this problem.

I have an amazing magical spell that works this way: I will type a link after this sentence, and it will magically transport you to a place you can buy The Goblin Road e-book for a mere 99 cents.

STORE (Otherwise known as the place you can buy the book that will save your e-library)

You’re welcome. Oh, and if you’ve dropped your e-reader into the bathtub and have therefore decided that there’s nothing as good as a real book that you can hold in your hands, you can buy that in the store too. Perhaps you’ll want both. Just in case. The pixies won’t like it, but I will.

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Our Hearing Friends

November 29th, 2011 by J. Parrish

I dream of a country where our American Sign Language catches on like wildfire until it’s so common to see signing on every street corner, in every mall and museum, in every school and park. I would love it: just to feel that much more connected to the world around me because of communication becoming more accessible. I envy the deaf who lived on Martha’s Vineyard back in those amazing days when everyone signed there. Amazing, really.

Ask yourself: Is it possible that the rest of America could develop a similar appreciation of ASL? My answer is yes. Is it likely? No. I want to be a dreamer, so I’ll be a dreamer, but I’m also a realist. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t try. Every individual person that we inspire to love ASL is a victory. Every single person counts. Every person is going to contribute a little bit of happiness for all of us who sign. Really.

If we want our world to change, we have to welcome hearing people to our lives. We have to take the time to teach them a few signs without judging them. We have to treat people well, then we set an example. Anything else is fuel for the exact opposite of what we want.

Examples of what we can do:

  • At deaf events, do you see that group of nervous ASL students in the corner? Go meet them and welcome them, teach them a few signs.
  • If a hearing person comes up to you, include them in the conversation in the way you would like them to include you.
  • Recognize that love doesn’t care if one is deaf or hearing.

I know that each of us has the potential to really open up our hearts to everyone. We need to treat everyone the way we’d like to be treated. With respect, with appreciation, with compassion. We need to make change happen, for sure, so that we can pursue that dream, but we’ve got to do it by showing others how amazing that dream can be, not by pushing them away. If you say, “_______ won’t change!” and push them away mentally, then definitely they’re not going to change as a result of that. If you say, “_______ MIGHT change,” and treat them well, while you still express your dream, then it becomes possible. Not guaranteed. Possible.

Where do we go from here?

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Plant the ASL Seed & Your Wish Will Grow

November 18th, 2011 by J. Parrish

If you’re like me, you wish more people in the United States of America could communicate in ASL.

What good is a wish by itself? Your wish is only a seed that needs to be planted. Without planting a seed in soil and watering it, giving it care, it will not likely grow. Perhaps by luck or divine providence, a wish comes true with you doing nothing more than having the wish. Yet, if you put some action behind that wish, just to give it a little more inspiration, it’s more likely to come true.

Steps to making your wish to see more people in the U.S. learn ASL:

1) HOLD THE WISH SEED IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND: Express to other people (and if you are religious, to God) that you want more to learn ASL.

2) FIND A PLACE TO PLANT THE SEED: Figure out where YOU are going to teach ASL on 2/1/12 (hey, you don’t HAVE TO wait.)

3) MAKE SURE YOU GOT EVERY TOOL YOU NEED: Plan what you’re going to teach and how. Ask advice from those who have taught ASL. Ask inspired students who their teachers were. You don’t want to ask ASL students who didn’t enjoy their classes.

4) DIG A HOLE: Get started. Make a flyer and advertise your free class, or e-mail your family and friends with the info. Whoever your students are, make sure they know when and where and what and whether to bring cookies. Commit to it.

5) PLANT THE SEED: Teach what you know. If ASL vocabulary is your strength, teach that. If you’re excellent with ASL grammar, teach that, too. If you’ve got fantastic ASL expressions/non-manual signals, by all means include that. Everything you can do helps.

6) WATER THE EARTH: Students need inspiration for ASL to really take root in their hearts. They need to develop a love for the language, otherwise they will quickly lose motivation. You can’t motivate them, only inspire them. They have to motivate themselves. How you do it: Make the lesson FUN and explain why it is important to you. Tell them how awesome they are for learning even one sentence. Show appreciation. Give them a sense of passion for language and show them how special it is for you.

7) WATCH THE ASL PLANT GROW AND TEND TO IT: You see that spark of inspiration light a fire in your students. Keep their interest by giving them your time freely. Point out their progress. Invite them to deaf socials. Introduce them to deaf friends. They need people to practice with to get skilled.
8) JOIN THE 2012 TEACH TEACH ASL PROJECT. You don’t have to wait ’til 2/1/12 to do any of the above, but I encourage you to teach on that one day because then we’re making a show of solidarity. We will be making a unified effort to our goal of having more people learn ASL. You can post on the Facebook page (or here) about what you do and what the number of students you taught was.

Don’t limit yourself to a wish alone. Plant that seed.

For the Facebook Page, please visit:

http://www.facebook.com/events/262924730425655/

On February 1, 2012 (2/1/12) let’s ALL teach American Sign Language that day!

WHAT I’m asking everyone to do is simple:
1) Figure out who you’re going to give a FREE ASL lesson to. Friends? Family? Strangers?
2) Figure out where. A library? A coffeehouse? Your garage?
3) Teach, and teach with a love for language.
4) Tell those you teach how much it means to you that they learned a little and encourage them to keep learning ASL.
5) Post a short summary of what you did and how many people you taught a little ASL to, on that day only.
6) As a bonus, post quotes from students and videos.

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