Dear Goblin, is God so powerful that he can create a boulder too heavy for him to lift? -Cgwatson from Wisconsin Cgwatson- I admit I was puzzled by such a question. At first, I worried that even my slick, triple-lobed goblin mind would not be able to answer it, and I would then have to slink off into some dank Read the full post…
Entries Tagged as 'deargoblin'
Great Gob, Directions, and Jell-O
March 23rd, 2012 · No Comments · deargoblin, Funny Ha-Ha, Life
Tags:advice column·dear goblin·I make you laugh so you don't cry
Loaded Diapers and Negative Nurdles
March 8th, 2012 · No Comments · deargoblin
Dear Goblin, How does one deal with stinky diapers? I literally throw up most times when I try to change a “loaded” diaper. Tips and tricks would be appreciated! -SurferPaul from Hawaii SurferPaul- Before I answer your question, which will be quite a breeze for this brilliant goblin to do, I’d like to ask: what do you surf on? Hopefully Read the full post…
Monsters in The House, Yo.
February 12th, 2012 · 2 Comments · deargoblin, Funny Ha-Ha
Dear Goblin, I have a little monster living within my house with the ability to split in two and we have agreed to let it live with us until we find its proper parents. Every night, this little monster cries for a drink of shog juice and stories of Thumperlicks and Hedgewiggles. After a couple hours of stories, it finally Read the full post…
Tags:advice column·goblin·monsters
Bathroom Scales and Homework
February 2nd, 2012 · No Comments · deargoblin, Funny Ha-Ha
Dear Goblin, I have a bathroom scale that I think doesn’t like me. No overt violence so I don’t think it’s evil; just a temperament difference I guess. Since you ingest toys, I thought maybe you’d like my scale, or maybe Feed the Goblins or a Goblinwill I can drop it off at. It would have to be soon. Please Read the full post…
Toys and Turtlenecks
January 31st, 2012 · No Comments · deargoblin
Dear Goblin, My kid’s driving me nuts! He doesn’t seem to be capable of remembering to put away his toys after he plays with them. I find myself constantly stepping on one of his little racecars, barefoot, while walking to the bathroom in the middle of the night! Why they’re in the hallway, I have no idea, but toys are Read the full post…
Tags:fashion choices as advised by mythical creatures·goblin advice·toys
DEAR GOBLIN
January 30th, 2012 · No Comments · deargoblin
Need advice from a Goblin? Look no further. (Really, don’t. Goblins can sense when your attention is slipping away elsewhere, and they don’t like it.) Dear Goblin is exactly the advice guru you need when you’re search for questionable, yet interesting advice that may or may not result in your turning into a mushroom. Dear Goblin should be enjoyed with Read the full post…
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