Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. A loud crash startled the senior officers, so much that if you had a ruler handy and the ability to stop time, Read the full post…
Entries from February 2nd, 2012
Star Jog: The MFP Generation (Part 4 & Conclusion)
February 21st, 2012 · No Comments · Funny Ha-Ha, Random Drops of Awesomeness
Tags:star trek spoof
Star Jog: The MFP Generation Part 3
February 20th, 2012 · No Comments · Funny Ha-Ha
Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. They were surrounded. The vampires of Planet Mohtihvayshunhad quickly formed a ring around the TarSweet officers, after their immediate attack on the Read the full post…
Star Jog: The MFP Generation Part 2
February 19th, 2012 · No Comments · Funny Ha-Ha
Fat. The Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. Voice-over as we see the stupendous spaceship still in orbit around the same planet as last episode: If you didn’t watch the Read the full post…
Tags:star trek spoof
Star Jog: The MFP Generation
February 18th, 2012 · No Comments · Funny Ha-Ha
These are the voyages of the Starship Exercise. Its continuing mission, to shed more unwanted pounds, to seek out new life and new muscles, and to boldly jog where no one has jogged before. (A rather cool-looking ship that looks strangely like a silvery hamburger, or more precisely like a veggie burger complete with lettuce, floated in space in orbit Read the full post…
Monsters in The House, Yo.
February 12th, 2012 · 2 Comments · deargoblin, Funny Ha-Ha
Dear Goblin, I have a little monster living within my house with the ability to split in two and we have agreed to let it live with us until we find its proper parents. Every night, this little monster cries for a drink of shog juice and stories of Thumperlicks and Hedgewiggles. After a couple hours of stories, it finally Read the full post…
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Bathroom Scales and Homework
February 2nd, 2012 · No Comments · deargoblin, Funny Ha-Ha
Dear Goblin, I have a bathroom scale that I think doesn’t like me. No overt violence so I don’t think it’s evil; just a temperament difference I guess. Since you ingest toys, I thought maybe you’d like my scale, or maybe Feed the Goblins or a Goblinwill I can drop it off at. It would have to be soon. Please Read the full post…
